I Am The Lightening

bookmad:

sometimes i worry that my taste in books isn’t varied enough but then i remember that i don’t care because i read for enjoyment not to impress anyone

#English major problems#BECAUSE YOU CANT BE AN ENGLISH MAJOR AND LIKE GENRE LIT I SWEAR THE PROFESSOR WANTED TO KICK ME OUT OF THE PROGRAM

What she said.

Tagged hiddlesmcgiggles english major problems oops.
Reblogged hiddlesmcgiggles.

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Tagged I wanna say green... but pink sounds like it'd be for the good of humanity and I'm a sucker for that shit WHICH IS HOW SUPERVILLIANS BECOME SUPERVILLIANS OOPS.
Reblogged kigichi.

Tagged THIS IS CHRISTINE LIKE THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED YESTERDAY SHE SENT ME A PICTURE OF HER CHRISTMAS TREE AND EVERYTHING. IAMTHELIGHTENING Yep Liz too paradisgatan she just called you a bitch oops.
Reblogged neverdoubtthatiloveyou.

Tagged I am not allowed to have a bottle of beer and then two glasses of chardonnay before dinner and then listen to Red for the first time beca... TOO MANY EMOTIONS I can't red taylor swift and then another beer OOPS.

omgitsaraptor:

I SMELL TOAST

Tagged jon stewart Joy boner Oops Rick perry The dope diamond ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED the daily show oh america I worry about you for realsies also that guy from community is in this!.
Reblogged freshprincehans.

suicideblonde:

Riot fires in Vancouver around 9pm tonight
Hockey is srs biznez.

suicideblonde:

Riot fires in Vancouver around 9pm tonight

Hockey is srs biznez.

Tagged canucks hockey stanley cup canada oops.
Reblogged suicideblonde.

*off to a good start

 

Tagged oops spelling fixed it.

Oops

So I was supposed to wait up last night.  And by “wait up” I mean till like… 10:30ish.  But I was soooo sleepy.

I figured if I just had a little nap at 10, my phone would wake me up…

But it didn’t.  And now I feel like an asshole for accidentally falling into an un-wake-up-able sleep.  And he was even bringing me a milkshake.  So I imagine he was kind of like

And now I’m all

Cause I am an asshole.  

Tagged asshole oops milkshake.