I Am The Lightning

Tagged THIS IS CHRISTINE LIKE THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED YESTERDAY SHE SENT ME A PICTURE OF HER CHRISTMAS TREE AND EVERYTHING. IAMTHELIGHTENING Yep Liz too paradisgatan she just called you a bitch oops.
Reblogged neverdoubtthatiloveyou.

 

Tagged I am not allowed to have a bottle of beer and then two glasses of chardonnay before dinner and then listen to Red for the first time beca... TOO MANY EMOTIONS I can't red taylor swift and then another beer OOPS.

omgitsaraptor:

I SMELL TOAST

Tagged jon stewart Joy boner Oops Rick perry The dope diamond ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED the daily show oh america I worry about you for realsies also that guy from community is in this!.
Reblogged agreyelf.

suicideblonde: Riot fires in Vancouver around 9pm tonight Hockey is srs biznez.

suicideblonde:

Riot fires in Vancouver around 9pm tonight

Hockey is srs biznez.

Tagged canucks hockey stanley cup canada oops.
Reblogged suicideblonde.

*off to a good start

 

Tagged oops spelling fixed it.

Oops

So I was supposed to wait up last night.  And by “wait up” I mean till like… 10:30ish.  But I was soooo sleepy.

I figured if I just had a little nap at 10, my phone would wake me up…

But it didn’t.  And now I feel like an asshole for accidentally falling into an un-wake-up-able sleep.  And he was even bringing me a milkshake.  So I imagine he was kind of like

And now I’m all

Cause I am an asshole.  

Tagged asshole oops milkshake.